Decluttering · Organising · Reselling

Clear the clutter. Make some space. Sell or upcycle what you don't need.

Practical, unhurried help sorting your home — and I'll list the useful things you'd rather not throw away.

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Made to order

Commissions

A piece made for one wall, one hallway, one person.

Commissions from £280 · usually six to eight weeks

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Decluttering

One room at a time. I sort, you decide, and I find a buyer or a new home for what you no longer need.

£20 / hour

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For the home · For the heart

Two shops, one pair of hands.

Natural cleaning made in small batches, and one-of-one pieces for the heart. Originals: one of each, and then it's gone.

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REFILL · 1L

Refill pouch

Keep the glass — it's the expensive bit.

£8.00

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CONCENTRATE · 750ML

Floor Wash

A capful in a bucket. Safe on sealed boards, tile and stone, and it does not leave the film that supermarket floor cleaner leaves.

£15.00

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SPRAY · 500ML

Everyday Surface

The one that lives on the worktop — kitchen sides, tables, painted wood, the inside of the fridge. Cuts grease without stripping wax. Scented with a bespoke essential oil blend.

£13.00

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SPRAY · 500ML

Glass & Mirror

Two ingredients doing the work and nothing doing the marketing. Buff with a dry cloth and there is no streak.

£12.00

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Art · Photography · Restorations

Gyre & Gymble is the business. Mrs Faff is the hand.

Gold and silver leaf, decks and canvas, signed prints, and furniture brought back by hand. Originals: one of each, and then it's gone.

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DECK · GOLD LEAF

FAR EAST

Cherry blossom on gold, under a title that only makes sense if you assume Britain is the centre of the map. Made by someone who grew up in Australia.

£350.00

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TRIPTYCH · SIGNED PRINT

Sky Pool, Nine Elms

Three frames of the same glass pool, shot looking up across an afternoon. Sold as a set of three, never singly.

£180.00

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DECK · SILVER LEAF

FLOWERS FROM THE GARDEN

Flowers picked from the garden and stripped of their colour until they read like an X-ray or a specimen plate.

£280.00

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CATALOGUE · 2026

SKATEBOARDS 01 — the catalogue

Catalogues, printed to order.

£99.00

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